Because I just can't keep it secret anymore....

Dear My Mr...

You try and act all not nosey and all, and it's just killing me to keep these secrets from you.  Seriously, you're about to get the friggin' hook.up for Christmas this year, and I'm DYING for you to finally be able to open your presents.  I've been hiding some of these for over SIX MONTHS. 

So, to help me not go CrAzY with keep them a secret, I've put together some clues, that you'll never in a million years be able to figure out, because there is nothing that I got you that is anything that you'll ever in a million guess.

You already know what the one is--because you asked for it months ago...

Are you ready????

Gift 1: It's something you will potentially use every day.  I foresee it potentially being annoying though. However, I named myself a freakin' genius when I thought of it, because it's that amazingly perfect for you.

Gift 2: It's not something you'll use every day, but I'm really hoping that you'll get lots of use out of it once you figure it out.  It's ridiculously practical, and some people might not think it's an extremely special Christmas Present.  I had it custom made and every time you use it you will definitely think of me.  Oh, and I promise, you'll NEVER guess what is it.

Gift 3: IS a beard trimmer.  But you already knew that.

 
Gift 4.  Ok, so on this one, I went a little overboard.  It was completely unnecessary, but it's Christmas, and you always spoil me for Christmas, so I thought that this year you could use a little extra spoiling.  You'll be able to do SO much with it though, and it's really going to come in handy!  It's not practical, but it's not too extravagant and I know that you are just going to LOVE it, just maybe not as much as Gift #1.... 

Stocking Stuffer #1:  I'm not sure how much you'll use this, in fact I might end up using it more than you will. 

Stocking Stuffer #2:  I KNOW that I promised you that this year I would follow your mom's tradition and get you socks, undies & undershirts for Christmas, but I had already spent too much, so I'm hoping that this will make up for it.

Stocking Stuffer #3: Mary had a little lamb, little lam, Little Lamb.  Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow.....

Stocking Stuffer #4: So you can enjoy Justin Moore again....

Stocking Stuffer #5: Is something that you really need, but I think I bought the wrong kind, so I hope that you'll still like it because it's not something that I can take back.  

Stocking Stuffer #6: I feel like this one is becoming a Christmas Tradition....

 So My love.  There you have it.  A list of hints for your to ponder for the next week.  I'm hoping that this Christmas will be the Christmas that you start to like Christmas just a little bit, and then maybe...just maybe you'll end up loving Christmas as much as I do! 

I love you, A Whole Awful Lot....

And I even Like You A Whole Awful Lot too. 

XoXo,

Your Mrs.